Founding fathers would have hated your guts
Last year, on his New Rules segment, Bill Maher took on the TEA Party ignoramuses by comparing them to the framers of the US Constitution noting:
“Now I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing. While you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up like them and smell like them, I think it’s pretty clear that the Founding Fathers would’ve hated your guts. And what’s more, you would’ve hated them! They were everything you despise. They studied science, read Plato, hung out in Paris, and thought the Bible was mostly bullshit. And yet, here is a popular painting in wingnut America.”
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New Rule: Now that they’ve finished reading the Constitution out loud, the ‘teabaggers’ must call out that group of elitist liberals whose values are so antithetical to theirs. I’m talking, of course, about the founding fathers. Who, the ‘teabaggers’ believe, are just like them. But aren’t. One is a group of exclusively white men who live in a bygone century, have bad teeth and think of blacks as three-fifths of a person. And the other are the founding fathers.
Now, I want you ‘teabaggers’ out there to understand one thing: while you idolize the founding fathers and dress up like them and smell like them, I think it’s pretty clear that the founding fathers would have hated your guts.
And, what’s more, you would have hated them. They were everything you despise. They studied science, read Plato, hung out in Paris and thought the Bible was mostly bulls**t. And, yet, here is a popular painting in wing-nut America. [slide of painting showing Jesus, a child and the founding fathers] Yes, that’s Jesus with the founding fathers behind him presenting the Constitution to America. Either that or it’s a settlement offer for that boy after he sued the Rectory.
Super-religious guy Glenn Beck [slide of Glenn Beck in 'founding fathers' outfit] likes to play dress up as Thomas Paine. Thomas Paine, an atheist who said churches were human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind.
John Adams. Adams said this would be the best of all possible worlds if there were no religion in it. Which is not to say the founders didn’t have a moral code. Of course they did. They just didn’t get it from the Bible. Well, except for the part about it’s cool to own slaves. It’s in there, folks. I didn’t make it up.
The founders disagreed amongst themselves about that and most issues. But, the one thing they never argued about was that political power must stay in the hands of the smartest people and out of the hands of the dumbest loudmouths slowing down the checkout line at Home Depot. And yet Sarah Palin once said of Obama, ‘We need a commander in chief, not a professor of law standing at a lectern!’ How gay is that?! I hate to break it to you, but: Thomas Jefferson, lawyer; Alexander Hamilton, Constitutional lawyer; James Madison, lawyer; John Adams, Constitutional lawyer. They were not the common man of their day.
Ben Franklin studied scientific phenomena like lightning and the Aurora Borealis. And were he alive today, he could probably explain to Bill O’Reilly why the tides go in and out. James Madison was fluent in Greek and Latin and could translate Virgil and Cicero. John Boehner can’t translate Fareed Zakariah. And Thomas Jefferson was an astronomer and a physicist who founded the University of Virginia, played the violin and spoke six languages. Or as Palin would say, ‘all of them.’”