In what appears to be a true story, Sith Lord Darth Vader has decided to join the Ukrainian presidential campaign. His program involves re-forging the republic of Ukraine into an empire and restoring its former glory.
As reported by RT, “Darth Vader has previously taken part in several political actions in Ukraine.”
The most recent was in November 2013, when he was carried in a sedan chair by a group of Imperial Stormtroopers to Odessa City Hall, declaring himself acting mayor of the city, citing an order by Emperor Palpatine.
Previously, Vader’s involvement in federal politics was during the 2012 election.
His federal-level involvement in Ukrainian politics was highlighted during the 2012 parliamentary election. He scored a record 3 percent of votes at the time, which could have put a choke-hold on high office. But unfortunately the votes were never registered because supporters each had to add Vader’s name to the ballots, which rendered them void under Ukrainian law.
You can watch Lord Vader announcing his candidacy, below:
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