OMG!!! Can you BELIEVE THIS?
Actor George Clooney is TEN YEARS OLDER than he was in 2004! And he looks a little DIFFERENT! He has MORE GRAY HAIR. And even a few more WRINKLES!
What is UP with that???
Sounds rather ridiculous doesn’t it?
But that’s exactly what happened to Renee Zellweger.
It wasn’t the public that freaked out about Renee, it was the sleezy tabloid media. TMZ, E! Entertainment and other sensational networks reported the actress looked “unrecognizable” after a recent public appearance. Maybe it was a slow news cycle. Maybe Miley Cyrus chose not to lick a pole or something that particular day and the desperate tabloids needed a dramatic headline. Why not pick on a woman who aged a little in ten years??? Because OMG! She AGED a little. WTF was she THINKING???
You will note they didn’t pick on George Clooney or Brad Pitt or Matt Damon or Ben Affleck or John Corbett or Terrence Howard or Mick Jagger or Eric Stoltz or Denzel Washington or John Cusak or Charlie Sheen or Danny Glover or Liam Neeson or Christian Bale or Jeff Goldblum or Timothy Hutton or Aidan Quinn or Tim Daly or Clive Owen. They have all aged ten years since 2004.
All I have to say is – TMZ and E! Entertainment can kiss my 46-year-old ass.
Russell Brand offered an awesome smackdown to the rags that promote this bullshit: