Sarah Palin used her giant Mama Bear brain to solve the California drought crisis. She explains it all on the Sarah Palin Channel.
You might ask, though, why don’t they just fix the infrastructure problem, why don’t they just build more reservoirs and plants? After all, California is a coastal state. It’s got a whole ocean right there, water all around ya.
Isn’t that just the cutest thing you’ve ever heard? A full grown adult telling the State of California to solve their drought problem by building more reservoirs. If you build it, it will rain. Oh, and they should just use the water from the ocean.
Sarah blames crazy liberal socialist and God-hater Governor Jerry Brown, by the way, who wants take away Californian’s rights to waste limited water on lawns and golf courses.
Governor Brown’s answer, though, to that drought is to impose a 25% water reduction on California’s cities and towns. His main targets are [sic] those really nice landscapes and lawns on golf courses and campuses and cemeteries and private property, your yards! Well, as long as those, long showers that maybe you take. [sic]
I would love to comment more on this, but I couldn’t do it justice in any meaningful way, so I’m just going to suggest you watch the video at the bottom of the article.
If anything in that video made sense to you or seems like a good idea, please don’t leave your thoughts in the comments. Leave them on Facebook, where your friends already know who they’re dealing with.
And remember, you too can get more brilliant and insightful answers to all of life’s questions for only $99 per month at Palin’s channel.