Humor

Asinine Republican Quotes

Asinine Republican Quotes

“American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.” – Christine O’Donnell “Gay marriage is probably the biggest issue that will impact our state and our nation in the last, at least, thirty years. I AM NOT UNDERSTATING THAT.”  — Michelle Bachmann “He has no place […]

Republican Jokes & Late Night Tea Party Humor

Republican Jokes & Late Night Tea Party Humor

”I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.”  — Bill Maher ”Republican voters have been reduced to using the same criteria as a 4 a.m. barroom pickup: he has a pulse and no visible cold sores.”  — Stephen Colbert ”Yesterday, of […]

12 Signs you might be a member of the Tea Party

12 Signs you might be a member of the Tea Party

1.  You think Minimum Wage created unemployment: “If we took away the minimum wage-if conceivably it was gone-we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.” —Michele Bachmann 2. You believe gay marriage is a threat to national security: ”Isn’t that the ultimate homeland security, […]

Will someone teach the Tea Party how to spell?

Will someone teach the Tea Party how to spell?

Will somebody please show these Tea-Bagging Nit-Wits how to spell.  Or then again, why don’t we just leave them as they are………. it is much more amusing this way! Be sure to check out our post on Racist Tea Party Signs!  But don’t do so on an empty stomach (or a full one, for that […]