http://samuel-warde.com Liberal News, Commentary, Social Satire & More Thu, 23 May 2013 17:47:58 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://samuel-warde.com/2013/05/louis-ck-words-we-cant-use-in-public/ http://samuel-warde.com/2013/05/louis-ck-words-we-cant-use-in-public/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 18:08:26 +0000 The Bear http://samuel-warde.com/?p=14117 This. Is. Hilarious. Warning, though it should be obvious: NSFW! More from the great Louis CK here.]]> http://samuel-warde.com/2013/05/louis-ck-words-we-cant-use-in-public/feed/ 0 http://samuel-warde.com/2012/07/tea-party-vocabulary/ http://samuel-warde.com/2012/07/tea-party-vocabulary/#comments Mon, 09 Jul 2012 03:18:36 +0000 Samuel Warde http://samuel-warde.com/?p=1463 The 2nd Amendment – the God-given right to have weapons to include machine guns to defend yourself against gays, liberals, minorities and non-Christians. ACLU – organization of gay liberals spreading falsehoods about the Constitution. see socialists. Adultery – an extracurricular activity only done by those on the left. See Racism. Africa – a country inhabited [...]]]> http://samuel-warde.com/2012/07/tea-party-vocabulary/feed/ 1 http://samuel-warde.com/2012/07/right-wing-catch-phrases-translated/ http://samuel-warde.com/2012/07/right-wing-catch-phrases-translated/#comments Sun, 01 Jul 2012 22:05:50 +0000 Samuel Warde http://samuel-warde.com/?p=1316 Activist Judge: Any judge attempting to protect the rights of minorities or the disadvantaged, particularly homosexuals Alternative Energy Resources: deregulated federal parks, forests and wilderness areas and any other new place to explore for oil Bible based:  Anything in the Bible supporting the right-wing agenda Civil Liberties: Unnecessary privileges – especially those sought by God-hating, [...]]]> http://samuel-warde.com/2012/07/right-wing-catch-phrases-translated/feed/ 21 http://samuel-warde.com/2012/06/fun-with-vocabulary-tea-party-definitions/ http://samuel-warde.com/2012/06/fun-with-vocabulary-tea-party-definitions/#comments Sun, 17 Jun 2012 02:59:38 +0000 Samuel Warde http://samuel-warde.com/?p=214 Abortion n. A deeply personal medical decision made by a woman and her legislators. Activist n. Anyone you disagree with. Activist judge n. A judge who attempts to protect the rights of minorities–most especially homosexuals. Agenda n. All political objectives you oppose.  Republicans have “hopes” and “dreams” – not agendas. Alternative energy sources  interj. Slang. [...]]]> http://samuel-warde.com/2012/06/fun-with-vocabulary-tea-party-definitions/feed/ 1