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Nelson Mandela: 20 Great Quotes

Nelson Mandela: 20 Great Quotes

We should all take a moment ot reflect on this great man’s words of wisdom. Below is a list of some of our favorite Nelson Mandela Quotes. 1. “A Nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens, but it’s lowest ones” – Long Walk to Freedom 2. “And as we let […]

36 Asinine Tea Party Quotes

36 Asinine Tea Party Quotes

“…the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more.” ~ Michele Bachmann, Speaking to Iowans For Tax Relief about the framers of the Constitution. January, 2011 “American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.” ~ Christine O’Donnell “Carbon dioxide is […]

125 of the Best Quotes by Stephen Colbert

125 of the Best Quotes by Stephen Colbert

1.   “A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?” 2.  “A mother needs to be in the home even when the kids aren’t. A messy house sends a […]

50 Great Jon Stewart Quotes

50 Great Jon Stewart Quotes

By Pete Souza – Official White House Photo by Pete Souza (whitehouse.gov), Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=41765562 1. “And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k.” 2. “As an adolescent, Vonnegut made my life bearable.” 3. “Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.” 4. “By the way, when […]

Bill Maher’s Best Political Quotes

Bill Maher’s Best Political Quotes

“This is not a case of Democrats vs. Republicans. It’s sentient beings vs. the Lizard People.” –Bill Maher on ‘Birthers’ “Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on dis-proven economic fantasies and ancient books full of primitive morality and magic people. But convictions, nonetheless.” –Bill Maher “New Rule: Gay marriage won’t lead […]