This. Is. Hilarious. Warning, though it should be obvious: NSFW! More from the great Louis CK here.
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The 2nd Amendment – the God-given right to have weapons to include machine guns to defend yourself against gays, liberals, minorities and non-Christians. ACLU – organization of gay liberals spreading falsehoods about the Constitution. see socialists. Adultery – an extracurricular activity only done by those on the left. See Racism. Africa – a country inhabited [...]
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Activist Judge: Any judge attempting to protect the rights of minorities or the disadvantaged, particularly homosexuals Alternative Energy Resources: deregulated federal parks, forests and wilderness areas and any other new place to explore for oil Bible based: Anything in the Bible supporting the right-wing agenda Civil Liberties: Unnecessary privileges – especially those sought by God-hating, [...]
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Abortion n. A deeply personal medical decision made by a woman and her legislators. Activist n. Anyone you disagree with. Activist judge n. A judge who attempts to protect the rights of minorities–most especially homosexuals. Agenda n. All political objectives you oppose. Republicans have “hopes” and “dreams” – not agendas. Alternative energy sources interj. Slang. [...]
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Teabonics /tē-bon-iks/ (noun) The creative spelling or grammar featured on the various signs used by protesters in the Tea Party movement. [a blend of the words "ebonics" and "Tea Party"] EXAMPLES: “Get a brain! Morans” “Thank you Fox News for keeping us infromed” “More fun less taxis”
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