A Trump-Palin-Coulter Administration? Fasten Your Seatbelt

In a world…

What would a Trump administration look like? Vile conservative creature Ann Coulter, who is on record saying women shouldn’t be able to vote, has been an enthusiastic cheerleader for a Trump presidency – and she believes he actually has a shot.

At the Eagle Forum’s Collegian Summit in Washington, D.C. last week, Coulter said, “I would like to be the head of Donald Trump’s Homeland Security.”

She added that she was only “half-kidding” about the idea.

She also said, “I’ll get it done before breakfast. [I] could kind of guess who the criminals are going to be at least 50 percent of the time.”

In case you missed that, Coulter thinks she should head Homeland Security because she can spot the bad guys based on her bigoted hunches. She said part of her strategy would be tackling immigration. (Translation: If you’re not a wealthy white person, YOU’RE ~~FIRED~~ DEPORTED!!!!!!)

Coulter added, “There was no pussyfooting around. We’re assimilating you, you’re here and you’re going to be an American. There will be no celebration of Cinco de Mayo, there will be no Ramadan, in fact there won’t even be a Feast of the Immaculate Conception — we are an Anglo-Protestant country, and you will learn about the Battle of Valley Forge.”

Another possible Trump cabinet member would/could be half-term Gov. Sarah Palin. When Kevin Scholla of the The Palin Update asked The Donald, “If there is a Trump administration, could you see picking up the phone, giving the governor a call and picking her brain on some things, or perhaps having her along in some official capacity?” Trump’s reply was an enthusiastic yes! “I’d love that. Because she really is somebody who knows what’s happening and she’s a special person, she’s a really special person and I think people know that. Everybody loves her.”

A Trump-Palin-Coulter Administration? Fasten Your Seatbelt – It Could Happen!