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Open Letter To Elizabeth Lauten Regarding Her Resignation And Lame Apology

Open Letter To Elizabeth Lauten Regarding Her Resignation And Lame Apology

Dear Elizabeth Lauten, Glad to see the news of your resignation. I get that you’re in that awful Republican Party that treats women like second class citizens and hates President Obama, but you were working  for a United States Representative at the time.[1] You should have tried showing a little class. At least demonstrating some […]

Letter To Conservatives About Ebola – Spoiler: Say Goodbye To Texas

Letter To Conservatives About Ebola – Spoiler: Say Goodbye To Texas

Dear Conservatives, Since you insist on blowing up the situation with the Ebola virus to mind-numbing proportions, I have graciously created an action plan for you. Surely you’ve heard about Thomas Eric Duncan by now. You know, the dude who became the first Ebola patient diagnosed in the USA. He had been visiting his family […]