Let’s Rock, the Rock-n-Roll inspired album includes 30 of your favorite classic hits redone in never before offered recording by today’s least favorite Teapublicans.
Sit back and enjoy, Mitt Romney as he tries to sing Flip-Flopping Away to the musical stylings of Paul Simon.
Newt Gingrich & the Ex-Wives perform Three Times A Husband, inspired by the Commodores.
Ron Paul has a lot to consider this campaign as he sings Should I Stay Or Should I Go a la The Clash.
This amazing INTERNET ONLY OFFER also includes classics such as:
Batshit Crazy, by Michele Bachman – inspired by Gnarls Barkley
Hootchie Cootchie Man, inspired by Muddy Waters and performed by Herman Cain
Rick Santorum singing and dancing to the Rick James inspired Super Geek
Who can forget the classic Sanford Tea Party Choir singing Stalking on Heaven’s Door, inspired by Guns & Roses who were inspired by Bob Dylan
Or Sarah Palin singing her rendition of Comfortably Dumb, inspired by Pink Floyd
Who could ever forget the NRA Choir singing I Shot the Sheriff by Bob Marley
Or Christine O’Donnell trying her best not to perform Dancin’ with Myself, inspired by Billy Idol
The Freedom Works Chorus: We’re Tea Party (we don’t know our ass from a hole in the ground…) inspired by Randy Newman
For those of you who want to rock out, there is Enter Santorum, inspired by Metallica and sung by Rick “I ain’t using my dick” Santorum himself!!!
As much as we would like to forget about it, there is the ever present Donald Trump & the Teabaggettes singing Not Born in the USA, inspired by Bruce Springsteen
Here are a few more of the songs you will receive when you call 1-800-TEA-BAGS to sell your soul:
A Whiter Shade of White, inspired by Procol Harum
Free Falling, an Ode to Polling results among women and Hispanics and inspired by Tom Petty
It’s a Man’s Man’s World, the misogynist classic inspired by James Brown
Inflicting My Religion, inspired by REM
Suck Around the Clock, inspired by Bill Haley
Personality Crisis, inspired by the New York Dolls
Asexual Healing, inspired by Marvin Gaye
Campaign In Vain, inspired by the Clash
Can’t Buy Me Votes, inspired by the Beatles
Money (that’s what I want), inspired by Barrett Strong
Chain of Fools, inspired by Aretha Franklin
1949, an ode to the return to Traditional Family Values, inspired by Prince
Loser, inspired by Beck
Tell It Like It Ain’t, inspired by Aaron Neville
We Will Fuck You, inspired by Queen
Un-American Idiots, inspired by Green Day
Nuthin But A Te Thang, inspired by Dr. Dre
And for those of you who survive all of those classics, there is the Bonus Track – I Wanna Be Sedated sung by Rush Limbaugh in the style of the Ramones.
Act now, supplies only available for a limited time!
- Source Links – August 29, 2020
- About Pat Warde: Eulogy Tribute by Eleanor Hughes – April 1, 2019
- Editorial Note – January 15, 2019
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