China: You have two cows. The government takes both cows and shoots you.
France: You have two cows. You go on strike and organize a riot because you want three cows.
Great Britain: You have two cows. They are both mad.
Iraq: You have two cows. They end up in Guantanamo Bay, but receive excellent medical care.
India: You have two cows. You worship them.
Italy: You have two cows. You cannot find them so you go have lunch.
Japan: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-fourth the size of an ordinary cow and produce three times the milk.
Poland: You have two bulls. You get killed trying to milk them.
Russia: You have two cows. You drink vodka and see four cows.
United States: You have two cows. The government pays you subsidies not to milk your cows. Imports of dairy products from South America increase.
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