Tea Party Vocabulary

The 2nd Amendment – the God-given right to have weapons to include machine guns to defend yourself against gays, liberals, minorities and non-Christians.

ACLU – organization of gay liberals spreading falsehoods about the Constitution. see socialists.

Adultery – an extracurricular activity only done by those on the left. See Racism.

Africa – a country inhabited by socialists.

Bi-Partisan Politics – a left-wing myth. see diplomacy and facts.

Bible – see Constitution.

The Bill of Rights – see the 2nd Amendment.

Birth Certificate – a document proving the first biracial president was born in Hawaii, which in 1961 was located in Africa.

Christianity – a religion founded on the teachings of Christ, who was pro-death penalty and hated everyone except rich, fat, white men.

Climate Change – a branch of science that doesn’t exist [created by liberals to scare people].

Constitution of the United States – a confusing document that can only be understood by Republican politicians, Fox News and Rush Limbaugh.

Debt Ceiling – an act against God during a Democratic administration.

Diplomacy – a left-wing myth.

Elitist – an “uppity” high school graduate.

Europe – see socialists.

Evolution – a branch of science that doesn’t exist.

Facts – see logic.

Foreign Policy – give us your oil or die.

Gays – socialists out to destroy traditional family values as determined by legislature.

God – a supreme entity who only speaks to conservative politicians.

Hispanics/Latinos – a segment of the voting population to be ignored, insulted and ridiculed.

Hollywood – a bunch of socialists who attempt to manipulate public opinion for Satan.

Jews – a segment of the voting population that controls American media and should be reviled, unless they live in Israel.

John Wayne Gacy – a famous American actor and serial killer from the same hometown as Michele Bachmann.

Kenya – an island in the Pacific Ocean.

Keynesian Economics – a school of macroeconomic thought engaged in by our sitting president because he was born in Kenya.

Liberal Media – see socialists.

Logic – distortions of truth used by liberals to mislead the masses.

Marriage – a sacrament that should only be between a man and a woman and another woman and another woman and another woman and some gay people in airport bathrooms.

Minimum Wage – a failed economic theory leading to unemployment.

Mitt Romney – Nit Wit.

Mitt Witt – see Mitt Romney.

NAACP – see socialists.

Obama – code word for Communists, Nazi Socialists esp. from Kenya

Obamacare – An Un-Constitutional tax.

Paul Revere – an American patriot who warned the British.

Poor – an impressive segment of the voting population that shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

Rush Limbaugh – the new messiah.

Satan – see Obama.

Socialists – anyone who disagrees with us.

Stand Your Ground – the God-given right to shoot liberals, gays, minorities and non-Christians without threat of any legal consequences.

Survival of the Species – the need for all liberals, homosexual, minorities and non-Christians to leave the USA or be used in foreign wars.

Vaginal Probe – an acceptable deterrent to abortions.

Trump – a bad hairstyle when someone tries to comb their hair over a bald spot.

Women – property owned and controlled exclusively by men.

with some help by Leisa Simone

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