Obamacare’s Effect on Pizza Costs

Stephen Colbert was outraged last night at the announcement by CEO and founder of Papa John’s pizza that  ObamaCare could increase the cost of Papa John’s pizza by a whopping 14 cents.

“People will not pay another cent” for the pies, Colbert asserted last night, “because when you order a Papa John’s pizza, it’s only after you’ve reached a state of such desperate, gnawing hunger that you would eat the ass off a raccoon that drowned in your birdbath.”

You can watch the video below.

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