50 Tea Party Slogans You’d Like To See
1. The Tea Party …because smart politicians already had their chance!
2. Why the Tea Party? Because it sounds nicer than a mob of racist homophobes.
3. The Tea Party: Celebrating stupidity since 2009
4. The Tea Party … because being unstable is part of the mystique
5. The Tea Party: Greed is our favorite color!
6. The Tea Party: Press 1 through 9 for English
7. The Tea Party: You weren’t using your civil liberties anyway
8. The Tea Party …because traditional right-wingers were not frightening enough!
9. Dumb, Dumber, Tea Party
10. The Tea Party …because evolution is just another theory … like gravity!
11. The Tea Party: If GOD wanted you to speak for him, he would have made you INTELLIGENT!
12. The Tea Party: Do not resuscitate
13. The Tea Party Healthcare Plan: DON’T GET SICK!
14. The Tea Party needs to practice BIRTHER CONTROL
15. The Tea Party …because dumb as dirt is the new smart
16. Tea Party’s Faith Based Health Care Plan: Pray you don’t get sick
17. The Tea Party: Fuck Healthcare. We support Wealthcare!
18. The “S” in Tea Party stands for sanity
19. The Tea Party: putting the “con” in conservative
20. WAR: The Tea Party concept of birth control
21. The Tea Party: Because science is stoopid
22. Tea Party Family Values: FEAR, GREED, HATRED
23. The Tea Party: Supporting SINGLE PRAYER healthcare
24. The Tea Party …because being qualified is overrated
25. The Tea Party …because high school dropouts are people too
26. The Tea Party …because sanity is overrated
27. The Tea Party …because creationism does not include jobs
28. Vote Tea Party …because suffering builds character
29. The Tea Party … because abstinence worked for Sarah Palin’s daughter
30. The Tea Party …because Morans Rule!
31. The Tea Party: You Betcha!
32. The Tea Party: It’s not that we don’t know how to juggle, we just don’t have any balls!
33. The Tea Party : With trillion dollar wars, who needs healthcare?
34. Tea Party: Proud members of the angry mob
35. The Tea Party …because burning books is an alternative energy source
36. The Tea Party: The American Taliban
37. The Tea Party: when HYPOCRISY seems the best choice
38. The Tea Party: Profits before People
39. The Tea Party: Who you callin’ trailer trash?
40. The Tea Party … because democracy needs a time out
41. The Tea Party: To refudiate or not to refudiate? That is the question
42. The Tea Party … because there’s no “I” in team, but there’s a “U” in Fuck You!
43. The Tea Party: Gone fishin’
44. The Tea Party …because you can’t fix stupid
45. The Tea Party: Welcoming change as long as everything stays the same
46. The Tea Party …because my great great great grandpappy knew best
47. The Tea Party: Putting the White back in the White House
48. The Tea Party: Gunning for America
49. The Tea Party …because English is a living language
50. The Tea Party: Quick, everyone under the bus
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