Texas Governor, Rick Perry, has made more than his share of outrageous statements while attempting to win his party’s nomination for president back in 2011. At a campaign stop in Iowa, Perry said: “I think you want a president who cares about America, that’s in love with America”.
Not one to miss such a golden opportunity, Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart went off and running with this notion:
You want a president who would, in a rainstorm, grab America’s hand and take shelter with America in a nearby barn. Maybe help America out of its wet clothes. Maybe lay America down on some hay bales. And then, as America and Rick Perry become one, the sounds of their lovemaking merging with the thunderstorm’s cacophony, the barn shutters rattling, the livestock, the livestock they want to look away but they can’t, their eyes are transfixed.
I am Rick Perry and, unlike Barack Obama, I will f*ck the sh*t out of America.
An oldie but a goodie, feast your eyes on the video below. [The portion on Rick Perry begins at 1:58].
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