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Stephen Colbert notes that Mitt Romney’s inauguration day schedule exhibits the qualities of a real leader — or a serious tweaker.
Colbert shares his copy of the Presidential Schedule for President Romney’s first day.
8am to Noon – Inauguration
12:30 – Appoint Cabinet
1:00 – Take photo for White House ID card
1:07 – Retake photo
1:45 – Repeal Obamacare
2:30 – Examine remains of Roswell aliens
3:00 – Unwrap Oval Office label maker
3:15 – Label China a ‘currency manipulator’
4:00 – Pick nuclear launch codes, maybe zipcode + Ann’s birthday???
6:00 – Take down Biden’s old Eric Estrada posters
6:15 – Get everyone in America a job
8:00 – Activate automatic self-deportation
9:00 – Immigration solved
10:00 – With presidency completed – resign and attend inauguration of President Ryan
AND, and President Ryan’s first day – mostly shoulders, but also some legs and back.
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