Embattled New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie managed to hop from the pot directly into the fire on Saturday while trying to suck up to billionaire cash spigot Sheldon Adelson. Republican governors and presidential wannabees Chris Christie (NJ), Scott Walker (WI) and John Kasich (OH) were all vying for attention from one of the 2012 campaign’s […]
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) went off on a rant last week accusing President Obama and other Democrats of having the power to deny citizens life-saving drugs because they had mandated the “killer drug” birth control. Bachmann took to the House floor in the wake of the Hobby Lobby birth control case, currently being decided by […]
In what appears to be a true story, Sith Lord Darth Vader has decided to join the Ukrainian presidential campaign. His program involves re-forging the republic of Ukraine into an empire and restoring its former glory. As reported by RT, “Darth Vader has previously taken part in several political actions in Ukraine.” The most recent […]
There is a petition circulating that seeks to turn over the state of Alaska back to Russian control. The “Alaska Back to Russia” petition has reportedly gotten nearly 30 thousand signatures. Alaska was purchased from Russia as a US territory in 1867 by then Secretary of State William Seward for 7 point 2 million dollars, […]
Russell Crowe treated the audience on last week’s The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon by performing the Johnny Cash classic, “Folsom Prison Blues”. Crowe joked he was performing a classic Aussie country song right before announcing they were, in fact, performing some Johnny Cash. You might recall, Crowe had earlier displayed his musical skills in […]