Hilarity Erupts Over Ben Carson's Ongoing Battle With Reality

Twitter users mock Ben Carson’s ongoing war with reality with the #BenCarsonWikipedia hashtag.

The Ben Carson Carnival of Lies is in full swing.

So far, Ben Carson has:

Lied about getting into West Point
Allegedly attacked his mom with a hammer
Tried to stab a close relative
Said Obamacare is the worst thing since slavery
Believes prisoners who are raped become gay
Said evolution was made up by Satan
Denies basic scientific consensus on man made climate change
Believes a biblical figure built the Egyptian pyramids to store grain
Said a candidate for president should be disqualified based on their religion

With all this in mind, the hashtag #BenCarsonWikipedia was created to ~~help~~ mock Ben Carson’s ongoing “battle with reality.”

Below are a few of our favorite tweets, so far:

Italy's first pasta strainer. #BenCarsonFacts #bencarsonwikipedia #BenCarson pic.twitter.com/OJ1YdsWrpP

— Cat Ballou (@Catballou) November 7, 2015

Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the gangster of love#bencarsonwikipedia

— Gen JC Xtian patriot (@JC_Christian) November 6, 2015

Then the Secret Service granted him a protection detail…. #BenCarson #bencarsonwikipedia – h/t @GOPMeme pic.twitter.com/zqoXH3ayOd

— The Women's Watch (@TheWomensWatch) November 6, 2015

#bencarsonwikipedia The five books of the Bible are Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy and Phil Collins.

— Ban Torture (@BanTorture) November 7, 2015

And I am pretty sure it was the dinosaurs who built The Great Wall of China. #bencarsonwikipedia #BenCarson pic.twitter.com/qRSUzmVHez

— The Women's Watch (@TheWomensWatch) November 6, 2015

#BenCarsonWikipedia Dogs that go into animal shelters straight come out Gay.

— jawillie (@jawillie) November 6, 2015

#bencarsonwikipedia Moses once said "I'll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands" pic.twitter.com/7e1QK1thIE

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) November 6, 2015

#bencarsonwikipedia Baby Churchill could have killed Baby Hitler if domineering nannies hadn't taken away all the English babies' guns

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) November 6, 2015

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Hilarity Erupts Over Ben Carson’s Ongoing Battle With Reality

Twitter users mock Ben Carson’s ongoing war with reality with the #BenCarsonWikipedia hashtag.