“A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead. Mitt Romney had to respond to this and said, ‘It is appalling that Obama spent his teenage years goofing around and smoking pot when he should have been pinning down gay kids and cutting their hair.” –Bill Maher “Apparently […]
Let’s Rock, the Rock-n-Roll inspired album includes 30 of your favorite classic hits redone in never before offered recording by today’s least favorite Teapublicans. Sit back and enjoy, Mitt Romney as he tries to sing Flip-Flopping Away to the musical stylings of Paul Simon. Newt Gingrich & the Ex-Wives perform Three Times A Husband, inspired by the […]
Bill Maher takes on conservative teenage pundits. Earlier this week Bill Maher explored conservative teenage pundits, comparing them to Republican adults noting that 14-year-olds cannot mimic the Rachel Maddow show, but can do the likes of Bill O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh just fine. “When 14-year-old boys sound exactly like you do and can produce radio […]
China: You have two cows. The government takes both cows and shoots you. France: You have two cows. You go on strike and organize a riot because you want three cows. Great Britain: You have two cows. They are both mad. Iraq: You have two cows. They end up in Guantanamo Bay, but receive excellent […]
Abortion n. A deeply personal medical decision made by a woman and her legislators. Activist n. Anyone you disagree with. Activist judge n. A judge who attempts to protect the rights of minorities–most especially homosexuals. Agenda n. All political objectives you oppose. Republicans have “hopes” and “dreams” – not agendas. Alternative energy sources interj. Slang. […]