PlanGOP is the only Republican approved form of birth control.
Director and writer Rod Blackhurst and Josh Murphy created this great piece of political satire which presents a family planning option that Republicans are sure to wish was a real product.
With PlanGOP, Republican couples can determine if their unborn child exhibits any signs of liberal leanings, intelligence, compassion… if so, parents can “opt-out,” or “discontinue.”
From the film:
We Republicans are well known for being firm believers in the right to life. But now, thanks to a recent revolutionary advancement in medical technology, we can stand up for what we actually believe in – The Right To A RIGHT Life.
You can now instantly determine if your fetus exhibits early symptoms of unusually high levels of preemptive empathy, a lean towards an equal opportunity for all, an interest in a well-regulate economy but protects against the interests of big business, and a belief that the protection of civil liberties and human rights is the basis of our democracy.
With PlanGOP you can now isolate and solve your problem with one simple dose.
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Let’s do the right thing America. Together we can create a homogenous, unintelligent and extremist society of white people.
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This ad was most likely approved by the GOP and paid for by the Koch Brothers. While clearly a piece of political satire, many Republicans actually wish this was a real product.
Enjoy the ad, below.
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