Enjoy this hilarious music video that premiered on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ featuring Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon.
In the video Silverman reveals that she is f*@#ing Matt Damon to Kimmel in this great clip from 2008.
As one might expect, Kimmel put out a rebuttal of sorts featuring Ben Affleck. You can watch F*@#ing Ben Affleck here.
Enjoy the video, below, followed by the Lyrics.
Silverman: Hey Jimmy…it’s me. I’m in ahh, a hotel…I don’t know I’ve been on the road so long I..I don’t even know what city I’m in any more to be honest. Anyway, I’ve been thinking about you a lot, and ahh, I’ve been needing to tell you something. I don’t know why I haven’t but it’s important, I mean we’ve been together for so long, over 5 years, and I still haven’t told you and it’s just not right, so here it goes.
I’m F*@#ing Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s F*@#ing Matt Damon
Silverman: I’m sorry but it’s true
I’m F*@#ing Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s F*@#ing Matt Damon
Silverman: I’m not imagining it’s you
I’m F*@#ing Matt Damon
Matt Damon: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
Silverman: I’m F*@#ing Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s F*@#ing Matt Damon
Silverman: While you’re drinking diet Snapple
I said I’m F*@#ing Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She said she’s F*@#ing Matt Damon
Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples? Get it? ‘Cause, ’cause I’m talking about her breasts…
Silverman: Yeah…it’s…it’s funny…
Hey Jim, don’t take it bad…Remember all the good times we had…Like the time we went fishing…And we caught a bunch of fish…Then you puked in the bucket…On the fish that we caught…
Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door?
Girls: Imefa!
Boys: Imefa who?
Girls: I’m F*@#ing Matt Damon!
Boys: She’s F*@#ing Matt Damon!
Silverman: Analyze!
Everyone: F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N…I said F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N
Silverman: I’m F*@#ing Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s F*@#ing Matt Damon
Silverman: And you know that I ain’t lying
I said I’m F*@#ing Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s F*@#ing Matt Damon
Silverman: Ask The Insider’s Pat O’Brien
The Insider’s Pat O’Brien: It’s true, The Insider has confirmed that she is in fact F*@#ing Matt Damon
Silverman: [Remember when] Last week when I was playing Scrabble with you online, I was F*@#ing Matt Damon
Matt Damon: [Remember when] You went back and forth to do your show and Regis and Kelly’s show, she was DEFINITELY F*@#ing Matt Damon
Silverman: [Remember when] I told you I was F*@#ing Matt Damon? I WAS F*@#ing Matt Damon.
On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
Matt Damon: She’s F*@#ing Matt Damon
Silverman: She’s F*@#ing Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s F*@#ing Matt Damon
Silverman: I love L.A.!
So, that’s it…umm….I think I was clear?
Matt Damon: No, you did great.
Silverman: Oohh, it was okay. [laughs]
Matt Damon: Pretty damn good.
Silverman: Ummm, anyway…umm, you know, we had a great run Jim and ahhh, I hope there’s no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends. I’m friends with all my boyfriends, my old boyfriends. If anything isn’t clear or you need closure of some kind, please please call my publicist Amy Zvi at BNCPR. So take care
Matt Damon: You know what? Stop right there….Jimmy we’re out of time…sorry.
Silverman: [laughs] You are soo bad!
Matt Damon: A little bit, let’s put that guitar down and go F*@# Matt Damon…See ya Jimmy.
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