He’s sorry if he offended all those “ugly women.”
Ed Rendell is the former Democratic governor of Pennsylvania. He’s also a Hillary Clinton supporter, and he’ll be playing a key role at the Democratic National Convention this July.
In a recent interview with the Washington Post, Rendell made a “joke” about why Donald Trump’s misogynistic remarks about women would backfire because, “There are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ROTFLMAO! Isn’t that hilarious?
Anyway, after his pig comment went viral, he apologized.
“What I said was incredibly stupid and insensitive,” Rendell told reporters in Philadelphia on Wednesday. “When I read it in the article, I said, ‘Did I say that?’ It was just dumb, and stupid, and insensitive, and if I offended anyone, I apologize.”
He’s sorry, you guys! So it’s all good.
I want to play now.
Here’s my remark in a hypothetical interview with Rolling Stone:
“Ed Rendell’s penis is one inch long and three centimeters wide. He likes to cover himself in peanut butter while his canine friends lick it off of his naked body.”
Pause while my inappropriate comment about Ed’s teeny tiny weeny and dogs licking his peanut butter covered body spreads all over social media.
Here’s my official sad face apology said with my head hung low:
“What I said was incredibly stupid and insensitive. When I read it in the article, I said, ‘Did I say that? It was just dumb, and stupid, and insensitive, and if I offended anyone, I apologize.”
All better. No harm. No foul. I was only kidding. It was a joke. It’s not like I really believe Ed’s dick is minuscule. It might be; I was guessing based on his physique. It’s not like I really believe Ed likes it when dogs lick peanut butter off of his weathered body. I mean, maybe he does – but I don’t really know for sure.
I misspoke. Sorry.
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